pine furniture

pine furniture is such a boring subject when it comes to my weekends but my girlfriend is very persuasive when she wants something and its time to repopulate the whole house in a contemporary feel with pine furniture.

Now she was talking the other night about all the different styles of furniture that you can buy but after we had discussed over one H U N D R E D different possibilities we both came to an agreement that pine furniture is the new black or the in style for 2009. The problem I have now is for the next twenty bloody weekends I’m going to get dragged round every pine furniture shop in the UK, which always results in the trip diversifying into other forms of shopping which I absolutely hate, like clothes shopping or basically anything to do with female fashion, makeup etc.

I have recently cottoned on to this and started to pick shopping centres or complexes that have stuff for me like pubs or the cinema so she can potter off on her own and bore herself to death with all the girly things in the world.

What techniques do you have for getting out of the long haul shopping trips is it eBay?

Dogface aka Sophie Reade

Dog-face aka Sophie Reade is a contestant in big brother and she has just had me and my fiance in hysterics as she is a target for the ever big brother idiot Halfwit aka Freddy in a circus act where he has to be the knife thrower and she is the glamorous assistant which gets targeted, the funny thing is he is throwing water balloons and they are quite heavy and tight so when they hit her they do hurt so she has asked Big Brother for a breast implant protector, which looks like a old sofa cushion.

Did you see it?