Guess who raped Jordan?
September 18, 2009
I know this is nothing to do with eBay but the whole of the unemployed section of the UK and everyone who is doesn’t have a life is trying to work out who raped Jordan, I’m a bit sick of this attention seeking whore so I thought I would set this up and let everyone have a guess at who supposedly raped Jordan.
I’m guessing the invisible man and she liked it, but its more likely that she is not telling anyone because it was one of her ex partners which could be half of the UK, but ill go first. My guess will be Peter Andre as she will be looking to get him in trouble for leaving her.
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I think it was Jeremy Beadle, was probably his dying wish!
I dont believe anybody raped Jordan, as you say she’s an attention seeking whore, she just made it up for the the publicity. Slag. Next she’l be selling the story “Peter Andre touched harvey” to the Sun.
Tis true.
I like this, interesting!
Well like you said it could be anyone, she has got to be that easy that
I bet Steven Hawkings has had a go!!
On a more serious note though, I reckon it was her ex Scott Sullivan….
He got so pis**d off when she was flirting with Andre on I’m a celebrity Get
Me Out of Here that when she got back to the UK he suprise scuttled her
after forcing his way into her house!!!
i am struggling to decide between two people and as Jordan is a very “big” girl i reckon it could of been two…one “performing” and one watching……
http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/celebrities/pictures/funny_celebrities_pictures_05.jpg
Try tesing everyone for STI’s, whoever has the most wins!!!!
Fake plastic whore!
I think Jordan raped Jordan. The entire population of Jordan.
Then again I’m only guessing, I haven’t seen her in ages.
… she’s been raping me for years!!!
Please can the above be deleted regarding the accusation of myself touching Jordan.
On the night it happened i was filming my cat (tiddles) walking into a patio door…..i got £250 for the video!!!
Regards
Jezza
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“It wasn’t me….”
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (It wasn’t me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn’t me)
She stayed until it was over - the miserable bitch!!!!!!!!
Well now she’s opened her big mouth and claimed to have been raped, the police are duty bound to open an investigation, she’ll have to make a name up and stick with it or come clean about making the whole thing up, either way she’s screwed. I used to think Peter Andre was a wanker but I now have a great deal of respect for that bloke. I hope she get’s what she deserve’s, a long, agonising, painful desease, plastic bitch.
It’s not rape just because the cheque bounced.
Her vibrator
craig bellamy…the thug!!!!! I believe he slapped the b*tch around as well!